This is what we all needed today:
A reminder of the hilarious tongue that the legend Joan Rivers truly had!!
Back in 2012, Joan released her newest memoir titled "I Hate Everyone.....Starting With Me" and she detailed what she would want to happen at her own funeral one day.
And the result?
HILARIOUS!!
The excerpt said:
"When I die (and yes, Melissa, that day will come; and yes, Melissa, everything's in your name), I want my funeral to be a huge showbiz affair with lights, cameras, action....I want Craft services, I want paparazzi and I want publicists making a scene!
"I want it to be Hollywood all the way."
"I don't want some rabbi rambling on; I want Meryl Streep crying, in 5 different accents."
"I don't want a eulogy; I want Bobby Vinton to pick up my head and sing "Mr. Lonely."
"I want to look gorgeous, better dead than I do alive."
"I want to be buried in a Valentino gown, and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag."
"And I want a wind machine, so that even in the casket my hair is blowing just like Beyonce's."
HA!!!
We'll never forget you Joan.
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